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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
this makes me uncomfortable
At which Katniss replied to Professor Xavier, “Allons-y!”
As she left her home at 221B Baker Street she jumped into her impala
and called her dad, poseidon, to take her to the yellow brick road
Amen.
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Doesn’t that look beautiful?
Like something you’d find on one of those soft/nature blogs?
Well you are in for a surprise
The Bolton Strid in England is one of the most innocent looking streams.
Though it looks like you could just hop across the rocks, but if you miss you will die for sure. It packs very rapid currents just a couple of feet below its surface. No one really knows how deep it really is. Nobody who has ever fallen into the Strid has survived. It has a 100% fatality rate.
----It’s always the things I google expecting to be false that wind up being horribly true.
----I forgot to add but here is a SOURCE
----"It’s relatively common for people to assume they can jump the creek, walk across its stones or even wade through it (again, just looking at it, the Strid really seems to be only knee-deep in places, and certainly not the instant, precipitous drop into a watery grave that it is). Most of the time, they never even find the body. Which means there are just dozens of corpses down there, pinned to the walls of the underground chasms, waiting for you to join them…"
----how dare you leave out the best quote
“It’s exactly how water works in a video game: It looks all stupid and harmless, but the second your foot touches the surface, you get some bullshit drowning animation and die instantly.”
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Lichtenstein be like “they’re invading, but whatever.”
But how do you “accidentally” invade a country?
- On 5 December 1985, rockets fired by the Swiss Army landed in Liechtenstein, causing a forest fire. Compensation was paid.
- On 13 October 1992, following written orders, Swiss Army cadets unknowingly crossed the border and went to Triesenberg to set up an observation post. Swiss commanders had overlooked the fact that Triesenberg was not on Swiss territory. Switzerland apologized to Liechtenstein for the incident.
- In March 2007, a company of 171 Swiss soldiers mistakenly entered Liechtenstein, after taking a wrong turn in the darkness. The troops returned to Swiss territory before they had travelled more than 2 km into the country. The Liechtenstein authorities did not discover the “invaders”, and were informed by the Swiss after the incident. The incident was disregarded by both sides. A Liechtenstein spokesman said “It’s not like they invaded with attack helicopters”
how do you even tell your superior officer I mean
"uh Sir… I’m sorry but I think… we’re not in Switzerland anymore"
"what are you trying to say cadet"
"Sir I think we invaded Liechtenstein."
"…goddamn it, not again."
that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
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